Sometimes I get out our video camera and this is what happens. Don’t freak out.
BALLSEYE
“I hit ‘em right in the ballseye, coach!”
HAWAII TENT
“Cut………..service.”
LESTER
“In my veins, in my blood and in my spirit…”
HIS HEAD HURTS
“Heaven help him…his head hurts”
LESSON #1
“Don’t get in a fight with a ninja unless you gotta.”
FINANCIAL TUESDAY
“Do Your Taxes/Don’t Do Your Taxes”
HEAVY METAL
“Future People with Future Hands.”
DOWN SAID HUT
“Down said hut…”
TELL EM
“Tell em whatcha told me!”
MACARONI SAMWICH
“Yes sir, it’s a macaroni samwich.”
TURKEY DRESSING
“Get yourself some turkey dressing!”
HIT RECORD
“I said I’m makin’ a hit record, man!”
DONKEY PARTY
“You can come to the party. But it’s a Donkey Party.”
BUDDY
“You ain’t sh_t.”
THE MOVES
“I got the moves!”
KARL
“Baby Jesus! This is Karl!”
SNOWBOARDER
“WHOO! This guy?!”
OOOH SCARY
“Sooo scary…Stop it!”
ROCKSTAR
“Nooooooooo…er…Yessssss!”
BERNT
“zzz…What?”
your one crazy cousin.